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- Jacques McKeown, Book 3
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
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Publisher's summary
Jacques McKeown is the most celebrated author of star-pilot fiction in the galaxy. He's rich, famous, and living in luxury, and his universe-wide fanbase eagerly awaits any news of his next book.
There's just one small hitch.
He's not Jacques McKeown.
He's Dashford Pierce, star pilot and con artist, and if only the impatient calls from his publisher were the worst of his problems. There's also the last vestige of the Henderson crime gang, trouble brewing in the retired star-pilot community, and a small matter of somebody trying to kill him.
As his web of lies falls apart and the crosshairs zero in, Pierce has no other option but to take one last adventure. An odyssey to the very edge of known space to finally answer the question that has twisted up his life for five years: Just who is Jacques McKeown?
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Space travel just isn't what it used to be. With the invention of quantum teleportation, space heroes aren't needed anymore. When one particularly unlucky ex-adventurer masquerades as famous pilot and hate figure Jacques McKeown, he's sucked into an ever-deepening corporate and political intrigue. Between space pirates, adorable deadly creatures, and a missing fortune in royalties, saving the universe was never this difficult!
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Great
- By K. F. on 03-09-17
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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Differently Morphous
- By: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
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A magical serial killer is on the loose, and gelatinous, otherworldly creatures are infesting the English countryside. Which is making life for the Ministry of Occultism difficult, because magic is supposed to be their best kept secret. After centuries in the shadows, the Ministry is forced to unmask, exposing the country's magical history - and magical citizens - to a brave new world of social media, government scrutiny, and public relations.
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Not for everybody
- By R. MCRACKAN on 09-24-18
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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Mogworld
- By: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 13 hrs and 8 mins
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In a world full to bursting with would-be heroes, Jim couldn't be less interested in saving the day. His fireballs fizzle. He's awfully grumpy. Plus, he's been dead for about sixty years. When a renegade necromancer wrenches him from eternal slumber and into a world gone terribly, bizarrely wrong, all Jim wants is to find a way to die properly, once and for all. On his side, he's got a few shambling corpses, an inept thief, and a powerful death wish. But he's up against tough odds....
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An unexpected amount of punctuation
- By James M. Orlando on 03-24-23
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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George Orwell: The Man and the Mind Behind 1984
- By: Michael Shelden, The Great Courses
- Narrated by: Michael Shelden
- Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins
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In George Orwell: The Man and the Mind Behind 1984, Professor Michael Shelden will show you how 1984 presents a plausible reality of thought control and totalitarian power that feels contemporary even as it reflects its own time.
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Creating Big Brother
- By Gilbert M. Stack on 04-19-24
By: Michael Shelden, and others
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Camp Cacophony
- The Mystwick School of Musicraft, Book 0.5
- By: Jessica Khoury
- Narrated by: Suzy Jackson
- Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
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It’s two months before Amelia’s big audition for the Mystwick School of Musicraft. If she gets in, she will learn to spin music into powerful magic - but her Gran has one last-ditch plan to persuade her out of it: sports camp. A week of softball, sprinting, and sweaty socks isn't exactly Amelia’s idea of a good time - in fact, she's deeply, appallingly unathletic. By the end of day one, she’s puked her guts out in track, gotten a black eye in no-contact flag football, and firmly established herself as the Least Valuable Player at camp.
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Such a fun and enjoyable story, as always
- By Megan Flack on 06-01-21
By: Jessica Khoury
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We Are Legion (We Are Bob)
- Bobiverse, Book 1
- By: Dennis E. Taylor
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
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There's a reason We Are Legion was named Audible's Best Science Fiction Book of 2016: Its irresistibly irreverent wit! Bob Johansson has just sold his software company for a small fortune and is looking forward to a life of leisure. The first item on his to-do list: Spending his newfound windfall. On an urge to splurge, he signs up to have his head cryogenically preserved in case of death. Then he gets himself killed crossing the street. Waking up 117 years later, Bob discovers his mind has been uploaded into a sentient space probe with the ability to replicate itself.
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Ignore the Publisher's Summary! This is Amazing!
- By PW on 04-12-17
By: Dennis E. Taylor
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Will Save the Galaxy for Food
- By: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
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Space travel just isn't what it used to be. With the invention of quantum teleportation, space heroes aren't needed anymore. When one particularly unlucky ex-adventurer masquerades as famous pilot and hate figure Jacques McKeown, he's sucked into an ever-deepening corporate and political intrigue. Between space pirates, adorable deadly creatures, and a missing fortune in royalties, saving the universe was never this difficult!
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- By K. F. on 03-09-17
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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Differently Morphous
- By: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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A magical serial killer is on the loose, and gelatinous, otherworldly creatures are infesting the English countryside. Which is making life for the Ministry of Occultism difficult, because magic is supposed to be their best kept secret. After centuries in the shadows, the Ministry is forced to unmask, exposing the country's magical history - and magical citizens - to a brave new world of social media, government scrutiny, and public relations.
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Not for everybody
- By R. MCRACKAN on 09-24-18
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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Mogworld
- By: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 13 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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In a world full to bursting with would-be heroes, Jim couldn't be less interested in saving the day. His fireballs fizzle. He's awfully grumpy. Plus, he's been dead for about sixty years. When a renegade necromancer wrenches him from eternal slumber and into a world gone terribly, bizarrely wrong, all Jim wants is to find a way to die properly, once and for all. On his side, he's got a few shambling corpses, an inept thief, and a powerful death wish. But he's up against tough odds....
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An unexpected amount of punctuation
- By James M. Orlando on 03-24-23
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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George Orwell: The Man and the Mind Behind 1984
- By: Michael Shelden, The Great Courses
- Narrated by: Michael Shelden
- Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins
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In George Orwell: The Man and the Mind Behind 1984, Professor Michael Shelden will show you how 1984 presents a plausible reality of thought control and totalitarian power that feels contemporary even as it reflects its own time.
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Creating Big Brother
- By Gilbert M. Stack on 04-19-24
By: Michael Shelden, and others
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Camp Cacophony
- The Mystwick School of Musicraft, Book 0.5
- By: Jessica Khoury
- Narrated by: Suzy Jackson
- Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
- Original Recording
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It’s two months before Amelia’s big audition for the Mystwick School of Musicraft. If she gets in, she will learn to spin music into powerful magic - but her Gran has one last-ditch plan to persuade her out of it: sports camp. A week of softball, sprinting, and sweaty socks isn't exactly Amelia’s idea of a good time - in fact, she's deeply, appallingly unathletic. By the end of day one, she’s puked her guts out in track, gotten a black eye in no-contact flag football, and firmly established herself as the Least Valuable Player at camp.
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Such a fun and enjoyable story, as always
- By Megan Flack on 06-01-21
By: Jessica Khoury
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We Are Legion (We Are Bob)
- Bobiverse, Book 1
- By: Dennis E. Taylor
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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There's a reason We Are Legion was named Audible's Best Science Fiction Book of 2016: Its irresistibly irreverent wit! Bob Johansson has just sold his software company for a small fortune and is looking forward to a life of leisure. The first item on his to-do list: Spending his newfound windfall. On an urge to splurge, he signs up to have his head cryogenically preserved in case of death. Then he gets himself killed crossing the street. Waking up 117 years later, Bob discovers his mind has been uploaded into a sentient space probe with the ability to replicate itself.
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Ignore the Publisher's Summary! This is Amazing!
- By PW on 04-12-17
By: Dennis E. Taylor
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Emotional Investment
- By: Fresh Produce Media
- Narrated by: Amanda Clayman
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
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In Emotional Investment, therapist-turned-financial coach Amanda Clayman works with a range of people and couples to unravel money dilemmas. Along the way, Clayman gives us practical tools—both financial and emotional—that we can all use in our own lives.
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So honest and engaging to hear people’s money stories.
- By Jc on 04-12-24
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Dietrich
- By: Don Winslow
- Narrated by: Ed Harris
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
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It’s the summer of ’77 in New York City, and the only thing more unnerving than the scorching heatwave is the rampant murder, leaving washed-up homicide detective Richard Dietrich on edge. When Dietrich investigates a brutal mob hit the brass doesn’t want him to solve, he goes from phoning it in to getting in over his head. Caught up in a mysterious second homicide with an even more perplexing perpetrator, Dietrich starts to second guess his instincts—and his memory—as he searches for answers at the bottom of a bottle.
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Haunting ending
- By Shirley Anderson on 04-21-24
By: Don Winslow
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Darkness Visible
- Earworms
- By: Arvind Ethan David
- Narrated by: Kirsty Yates, Christian McKay, Miranda Richardson, and others
- Length: 38 mins
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It is June 1940. The war against Hitler’s forces is raging. And the tide is turning against the British. In this hour of despair, Prime Minister Winston Churchill receives a mysterious letter from an even more mysterious woman, offering a Faustian bargain and a promise of victory. But if Churchill accepts, will he be condemning his nation’s very soul?
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I was enjoying this until…
- By Anonymous User on 01-14-24
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Push Back: Assert Yourself in Relationships
- By: Monica Johnson, The Great Courses
- Narrated by: Monica Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
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Holding boundaries and asserting yourself are crucial skills for maintaining healthy relationships and a sense of self-respect. In Push Back: Assert Yourself in Relationships, professional clinical psychologist Dr. Monica Johnson teaches you how to clearly define your limits, communicate those limits to others, and foster mutual respect and understanding in your everyday interactions.
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Amazing
- By Anonymous User on 05-16-24
By: Monica Johnson, and others
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Jam
- By: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
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We were prepared for an earthquake. We had a flood plan in place. We could even have dealt with zombies. Probably. But no one expected the end to be quite so... sticky... or strawberry scented.
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I *hated* this! Until...
- By W on 08-31-23
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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Are You There, Judy? It's Me, Your Reader
- By: Sari Edelstein, The Great Courses
- Narrated by: Sari Edelstein
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
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Professor Edelstein examines the enduring appeal of Judy Blume’s books. Over seven lessons, you’ll learn how Blume pioneered middle-grade and young adult (YA) literature and helped to make these genres the global sensations they are today. You’ll identify the themes and motifs that run throughout her books, and you’ll review Blume’s books as literary work worthy of analysis. You’ll also see why the very act of questioning (about the existence of God, the persistence of racism, the unwritten rules of suburbia) is so central to Blume’s vision of coming-of-age literature.
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Well thought out and one point
- By Regina on 05-09-24
By: Sari Edelstein, and others
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Mr. K and the Flowers
- By: Nassim Soleimanpour
- Narrated by: Maz Jobrani, Simon McBurney, Urs Jucker, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
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It’s the middle of the night in Tehran when Michael arrives at the apartment of his ex-girlfriend, Shima. He finds her anxiously awaiting a mysterious visitor and fears he’s interrupted a tryst, only to gradually learn that the truth is much stranger and more sinister. What follows is a series of cunning detours in this atmospheric and elusive odyssey that challenges expectations and assumptions at every turn.
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Da Fuk?
- By Chad on 03-29-24
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American Dreamer: Who Was Jay Gatsby?
- By: Blanchard House
- Narrated by: Joe Nocera
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
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Just before the small-time bootlegger Max Gerlach died, he tried to reveal his secret: he was the inspiration for the mysterious Jay Gatsby. It’s a nice story, but was he telling the truth? Veteran reporter Joe Nocera and producer Poppy Damon investigate this century-old literary mystery and uncover untold secrets about the Great American Novel.
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Insight into who Gatsby was
- By Margaret on 05-18-24
By: Blanchard House
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Swing State
- By: Rebecca Gilman
- Narrated by: Anne E. Thompson, Bubba Weiler, Kirsten Fitzgerald, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 25 mins
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When a recently widowed woman in rural Wisconsin notices her husband’s toolbox is missing, she calls the authorities—and unwittingly starts a chain of events that will forever change her community. What begins as a disarmingly simple mystery blooms into an exploration of loss, the fragility of the environment, and what it means to connect and heal.
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We can all relate
- By Wdj on 03-21-24
By: Rebecca Gilman
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Letters to Our Robot Son
- By: Cadance Bell
- Narrated by: Stig Wemyss
- Length: 11 hrs and 59 mins
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Arto has a problem. For one, he's a robot. He’s awoken with no memory of who he is, with nothing but a mysterious letter, in a world bereft of those fleshy, talky things that made him. So why is he alone, and where have all the people gone? He stumbles upon a lost, cheeky kitten and selects it as his best friend for the adventure of a lifetime, trying to make sense of all this existence stuff. Just as Arto begins to fear he's the only sentient thing left on the whole planet, a cantankerous robot falls from the sky. She says she's his sister.
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Cute sweet story
- By George Sutton on 04-16-24
By: Cadance Bell
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Point Nemo
- By: Jeremy Robinson
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
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In the heart of the South Pacific lies Point Nemo, the most desolate and remote place on Earth. At its core is a dead zone, devoid of life, where government agencies crash their obsolete satellites and space stations, confident they won't harm a soul. When the International Space Station suffers a catastrophic failure and plummets through the atmosphere, it's here that Mission Specialist Julie Rohr, an astrobiologist studying living space dust called xylem, finds herself marooned. Julie's only hope for rescue lies in the hands of her estranged father, Dr. Finn Maddern, a renowned mycologist.
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Totally original-totally feasible!
- By Lawrence Tate on 04-10-24
By: Jeremy Robinson
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Weeds
- By: Amanda Wilkin
- Narrated by: Lesley Sharp, Adelle Leonce, Joshua James, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 29 mins
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Climate activist Shirley Watts has dedicated her entire life to protecting the planet for future generations. But constantly fighting for Mother Earth has taken its toll over time, leaving her in a precarious relationship with her adult daughter, Lela. When Shirley’s latest climate stunt lands her in serious legal jeopardy, Lela reluctantly lets Shirley stay with her and her boyfriend while awaiting her upcoming trial.
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Great character development
- By Veronica on 03-24-24
By: Amanda Wilkin
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- Aaron waltz
- 04-05-24
Genuinely electrifying
Sharp wit, engaging story, and a wonderful performance as always. I find the passing history’s particularly interesting this time around. Focusing less on the “change is bad” and more “these things happen and it’s natural” far more interesting and less old man yells at cloud. As clever as ever, few authors leave me genuinely laughing and smiling as he does. Better than the second book in my opinion. Seriously worth a read/listen. Ridiculously enjoyable
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- Nathan
- 04-06-24
Well paced
Fun story with well paced comedic timing, good way to say farewell to the series.
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- truls h.
- 04-17-24
great writing!
This series has been amazing, and this was another entertaining and varied story with fantastic twists!
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- Richard Hawkins
- 05-03-24
Tying things up
In more ways than one, this book ties up many things, including elements that I was unsure about in a previous of his novels. It almost feels as though he is tying up elements of his entire career as a writer so far. Very tightly paced, great satire, and just a fun adventure
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- Scarlet Spark
- 05-02-24
Wow, that ending
…is just perfect. Thank you, Jimmy. Seems like your new experiment is going along nicely.
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- Don M.
- 05-04-24
A satisfying ending to a fun escape!
Dashford Pierce's unwavering sense of self anchors the story and makes him a waveringly predictable, possibly even cozy. The fitting, if bittersweet, ending balances gravity and humor as it ties up loose ends. While saying goodbye to these characters is never easy, I am left with a satisfying conclusion that does justice to the legacy of Jacques Mckeown!
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- tbear
- 05-16-24
So excited for this release and it delivered!
This is a fantastic listen! So much fun! Full of laughs and great writing! I was so excited to see the release of this book and it didn’t fail to deliver!
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- Kuang-Chung Vo
- 05-10-24
amazing conclusion to a trilogy
fans of Yahtzee's humor and writing will not be disappointed. for any newcomers, this book does not make you feel like you need to catch up on the previous titles (even though you should because they're worth listening to as well). this story is self contained enough to still be enjoyable as a new listener. Can't wait for the next title from the author!
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- Jeroen
- 04-14-24
Absolutely loved it
Loved the story. Would love more, but it has been neatly wrapped up. Time for me to realisten to the trilogy.
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- Vincent Ofir Leahy
- 04-29-24
Fantastic writing and superb storytelling.
What makes this a great story, and an overall amazing saga, are the twists and turns throughout. The author, who I've been falling for many years, understands that while having a main goal for the majority of a tale can help with structure, it's far more exciting when the status quo constantly changes and evolves.
People who were allies or enemies switch based on reasonable turns in the plot, and the character's motivations and drives are realistic, even if the world they live in isn't.
Like always, Yahtzee delivers yet another classic onto the ever growing collection he's both written and voice since his first release, and I can barely wait for the next one.
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